Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?

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So your running down the street Zombies chasing after you. You run into a Store...Crash they are right on your heels and your cornered you see some weapons laying on a table a pistol an axe and a golf club...What do you do? grab a Banana? LOL what Really impractical and funnny weapon would you use in a zombie attack? mine would either be bananas, marbles, or bear traps. Bananas because...No comment.
Marbles because zombies shuffle so if you set a trap with marbles involved they just shuffle on through. and bear traps because knocking a zombie down doesnt kill it. Lol Just something random and funny that i thought up!

A slingshot loaded with dog feces.

Charon wrote:

A slingshot loaded with dog feces.

HAHAHAHA....ewww.
Why not a slingshot loaded with cats?
<---Definitely not a cat fan.

TZ wrote:

We are already, HM048. We have been trained in the secret art of....the pool noodle.
Thass right, the pool noodle. Better watch out, zombies.

And They better hope that we dont pull out our Trump card (Pulls out a card with Donald Trumps Face on it...) Lol Horrible Pun But our REAL Trump card is this! (Pulls out a Water Gun.) Oh Yeah *Squirt* its ON!


P.S. My Nickname is Halo PLZ Plz Call Me That! That is my favorite nickname EVAR!

Nerf guns and water guns would be funny.

Zerrick wrote:

Nerf guns and water guns would be funny.

Yes, and hilariously fun.
I'll bring my water gun.
And a frisbee. We'll see if zombies chase after them too.

hotwheels cars. throw them. that would be fun

John wrote:

hotwheels cars. throw them. that would be fun

That's awesome. How about throwing normal cars?
...oh, that would be quite heavy. Never mind about throwing real cars.

Ok Zombies *Pulls out a Whiffle ball* Lets Do This!

HaloMaster048 wrote:

Ok Zombies *Pulls out a Whiffle ball* Lets Do This!

Indeed you will. Now please explain what a whiffle ball is?

Imagine A Fake Plastic BaseBall Now Put Some Holes All Over It So It Makes a Sound When Hit BOOM! Whiffle Ball!

Ah, ok. That's actually really funny. WHIFFLE BALL!

Why don't we try that on a basketball?

I would use Chuck Norris's repliacted penis. lol ask John what i mean about that.

studmuffinz wrote:

I would use Chuck Norris's repliacted penis. lol ask John what i mean about that.

Chuck Norris' replicated penis=A whiffle ball bat covered in barbed wire attached to a jackhammer.

Chuck Norris`s Acutual Penis=A Bat Covered in a Bunch of Chuck Norris`s Replicated penises And plug into a MEGA JACKHAMMER All While Drinking Powerthrist... Yeah its that BA

AHHHH, so many ghastly descriptions!! *dies*
*gets up* How about we talk the zombies to death?

Nuff' said.

Ive got it *Picks up a Phone* Yeah Drop HIM Now!

*Plane Come and you see a Figure in the Sky* "Hey Zombies lets talk about our Feelings" Says Dr. Phil

Thats talking to death right there

Hahaha, that's the exact meaning of talking to death. XD

After Philly here gets devoured you could get Paris Hilton to talk about herself. Or shoes.

TZ wrote:

Hahaha, that's the exact meaning of talking to death. XD

After Philly here gets devoured you could get Paris Hilton to talk about herself. Or shoes.

No we cant do that to the Zombies....That just cruel and unusual punishment

Hehe, I guess even zombies don't deserve that. No worries, I'll strangle her if she says even a"Sh". XD