Yo mama so fat, she stepped in front of the TV, and I missed two seasons.
Yo mama so ugly, they had to tie a steak to her leg to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama so fat, that when she goes missing, they need all four sides of the milk carton for her picture.
Yo mama so fat, that when she goes to the beach, GreenPeace trys to put her back in the water.
That's all I have at the moment.