GOD: Who hath grazed from the tree of knowledge?
ADAM: Someone ate from the tree?
GOD: Yes, from the tree of knowledge.
ADAm: yeah, wow. Uh . . . that's just . . . wow. I don't know whay to say.
GOD: Do you know anything about it?
ADAM: Well, I did notice something the other day, but . . .
GOD: But what?
ADAM: Never mind. I shouldn't of said anything; you probably wouldn't be interested anyway.
GOD: C'mon, tell me! You have to tell me, you can't do that!
ADAM: Do what?
GOD: Say you know a secret and not tell me! Just give me a hint.
ADAM: Well, okay. Now, I'm noy saying Eve ate the apple, but let's just say she's been talking to Satan a lot lately.
GOD: Get out!
ADAM: Yep, They've been talking about lots of things. Temtation, bearing false witness, possibly fruit. Oops, Here she comes.
EVE: Hey, guys.
ADAM: Hey, Eve. So did you hear about the tree og knowledge?
EVE: o what about it?
ADAM: Someone ate from the tree.
EVE: What? That's terrible. Any idea who did it?
ADAM: No idea, Do you know anything?
EVE: This is the first time I've heard about it.
GOD: Don't make this difficult. I know you've been talking to Satan.
EVE: I don't know what you're talking about. Who told you that?
GOD: I have my sources.
EVE: I swear to-you- that i didn't eat the apple!
ADAM: Listen, God, I have a confession to make: I ate the apple.
GOD: that's very nice of you, Adam, but you don't have to defend her. You've been a great help already.
EVE: Adam, what dod you tell him?
ADAM: I don't want to get involved. This is between you two.
God: Just come clean and we can move on.
EVE: It wasn't me!
GOD: Then who?
EVE: i don't know! Jesus!
GOD: Oh, C'mon noe, he hasn't been born yet, that's the best you can come up with?
EVE: No, not Jesus the proper noun, i mean like "Jesus!" the exclamation.
GOD: Now you're being facetious. I'm tired of playing these games. Since you won't fess up, I have no choice but to damn your gender.
EVE: But . . .
EVE: Adam, tell him!
ADAM: i'd like to help you out, Eve, honest, but my hands are tied on this.
GOD: You can start by making seventy-five cents for every dollar a man makes.