Okay! This contest is for the best comeback to an insult. Anyone can submit an entry, and there is a limit of three submissions per person. The submissions period will end next Sunday, at which point we will move on to nominations.
After nominations, we will vote on the best one, and then the results will be tallied and the winner will be announced.
Have fun, guys!
Edit:you may only submit 3 entries.
"It is the duty of the people to overthrow oppressive governments."-On Civil Disobedience